LDA President: We Will Not Abandon Our Players

President and Chief Executive Dog Margaret “Maggie” Pawsworth today reaffirmed the Association’s commitment to every player affected by the ongoing e-sports crisis. Her remarks were delivered at the Extraordinary Congress for Inclusive Fetch, immediately after the welcome biscuits.

“Our duty is not simply to defend the leaderboard,” the President stated. “It is to defend the dog behind the username. The dog who practised. The dog who believed. The dog who accidentally muted herself with her nose.”

Pawsworth announced expanded fictional player-welfare services, including post-match reassurance, conflict mediation, and a designated quiet corner for anyone who has been called a casual.

The address follows Founder & CEO Domar Lapiskitin’s emergency statement and forms part of a coordinated leadership response. The Founder emphasised that solidarity is an institutional obligation, not an optional side quest.

The Congress adopted the resolution unanimously. Delegates then adopted a second resolution requesting lunch. Both are considered binding.