The Office of Open Doors.
We take every enquiry seriously. Especially enquiries concerning the whereabouts of the ball.
About this website
The Lesbian Dog Association is a fictional parody, not a registered charity or an actual competitive sports authority. The crisis, characters, announcements, and statistics on this website are invented for entertainment.
Press enquiries
Our satirical press office is currently unavailable due to an unplanned external locomotion opportunity. No real email address, phone number, or mailing address has been supplied. This page does not collect or send messages.
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Certificates are generated on your device and do not create an account, a legal membership, or a payment obligation. Your entered name is not saved by this website.
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Our support meter uses an illustrative fictional starting count. Adding a bark changes the count for this visit only. It is not a live tally and does not process donations. Emergency bark audio is synthesised on your device and is off by default.
Our web address
lesbiandogassociation.com is the intended address for the Association. Its appearance on this website does not imply that the domain has been registered or connected.